1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,640 (RADIO CHANNEL HOPPING) 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,520 For those of you who read my new book, the Courtesan Complex, 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,200 and I hope you do, even if you have to get it from the library, 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,560 you'll find a big, fat chapter called Sexual Fantasies 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:25,360 and Fantastic Sex. Patients I work with here at the Allenby Clinic, 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,240 listeners who write to us, people I meet around the country, 7 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:33,040 everyone thinks that his sexual fantasies or her sexual fantasies 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:37,520 are unique and personal and perhaps even a little shameful. 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,720 We get a lot of call-ins about that. 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,720 In the few moments I have left, 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,240 I wanna make the point that everybody dreams 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,480 the same sexy dream. 13 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,400 So don't be shy about including it in your love games. 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,360 As long as they're just games, I give you my permission. 15 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,840 The book again is The Courtesan Complex 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,760 and until next time, this is Dr Joan Allenby 17 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,240 suggesting that a rich sexual fantasy life 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,160 is as important to good sex as choosing the right lover. 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,720 Bye for now. 20 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,360 Well, now. Well, now. Why did you ever leave me? 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,760 I give you three seconds to run into my arms. 22 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,840 Male domination. One. 23 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,760 I hate your business trips. Two. 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,200 I hate my business trips. Three. 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,200 Oh, boy. (LAUGHS) 26 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,880 When do we really get serious about this? 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,000 Tonight in Chicago. Can't go with you. 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,600 No, David, you promised. I promised you your own television show 29 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,680 and the deal makes here tomorrow. LA. 30 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,560 What's more important, anyway, happiness or money? 31 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,680 The Dr Allenby Clinic. I loathe those damn radio conventions, 32 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,800 the good old syndication boards. Can't your meeting wait another day? 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,400 No, so you'll have to carry the flag in Chicago. 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,960 I hate it. Come with me. Not a prayer. 35 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,880 She's crazy about him, I haven't got a chance. 36 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,680 Madge, did you call a car for Dr Allenby? Limo's waiting downstairs. 37 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,040 He may not be so crazy about her. 38 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,880 There may be hope yet, Doctor. 39 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,160 Joanie, believe me, 40 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,160 one day in Chicago would do it. 41 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,880 You'll dazzle the buyers and head for the hills. 42 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,560 Uh-huh. Do you know what "fat chance" means? (KNOCK AT DOOR) Yeah? 43 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,240 Joan, I wrote a new paper for the journal. 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,240 Narcissism and Frigidity. 45 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,440 You might take a look at it on the plane. 46 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,320 I will if I get time. Simon, did you enjoy my broadcast? 47 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,520 What makes you think I listened to it? 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,200 If I hated a programme as much as you hated mine, 49 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,080 I'd probably listen out of spite. Cheap, shoddy commercialisation. 50 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,080 Actually, there's nothing cheap about it. We need to get a move on. 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,720 Plane tickets, itinerary, limo will meet you at O'Hare. Yep. 52 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,360 Hotel reservations and Agatha Christie. 53 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,640 If nothing else, she'll help you sleep. 54 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,800 Cindy, how could I survive without you? 55 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,800 You can't, it's job security. 56 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,800 (LAUGHS) 57 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,120 Bye-bye. 58 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,960 For lovesick kids, we have a hard time getting together. That sounds like guilt. 59 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Where there's guilt, there's hope. 60 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,800 Did you call your mother today? 61 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,080 When was the last time you made love to me? I don't remember. 62 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,000 Oh, very good. Does that make you feel guilty? 63 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,400 Just makes me wanna make love to you. 64 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Wait for me, cowboy. 65 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,160 I adore you. 66 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:52,880 Ladies and gentlemen, we regret flight 141 to Chicago O'Hare Airport is still delayed. 67 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,960 Dr Allenby? Dr Allenby? 68 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,880 Oh! We're finally boarding. I'm afraid not, the airport's still sucked in. 69 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:06,040 What about one of the other airports? May I make a suggestion? 70 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,920 Get a good night's sleep in one of the airport hotels 71 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,800 and I can book you on the first flight in the morning. 72 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,600 I can do better than a hotel. I appreciate all your help. 73 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:20,240 My pleasure. I enjoyed reading The Courtesan Complex. 74 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,440 I enjoyed writing it. 75 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:29,440 We regret all flights, departing and arriving, will be delayed until further notice. 76 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,120 Good evening, Dr Allenby. Hello, Ozzie. 77 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,680 Final exams? Yes. In law school, every day's final exams. 78 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,080 You think so, counsellor? Try a doctorate in psychology. 79 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,960 (PLEASURABLE GROANS) 80 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,080 (WOMAN GIGGLES) 81 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,480 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 82 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,200 (GROANING) 83 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,520 I'm hungry. 84 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,080 If I was a dessert, 85 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,720 what kind of dessert would I be? 86 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,120 Bavarian chocolate cream pie... 87 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,920 ..laced with rare Napoleon brandy. 88 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,920 (GIGGLES) 89 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,760 What about your Dr Joan? 90 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,640 Rice pudding. 91 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:06,000 We're now landing at LAX. Thank you for flying with us and have a nice day. 92 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,360 Passengers from flight 219 from Chicago 93 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,000 may pick up your baggage. M-m-m-m-mwah! 94 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,960 Oh, hello again. Tell me how much you missed me. 95 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,960 We made the TV deal! That much? 96 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,560 Give it to me, come on. Gladly. 97 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,720 How was Chicago? 98 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,000 Like an all-day dental appointment. 99 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,520 David? Yo. 100 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,800 How long have we been together? 101 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,680 Business or pleasure? Take your pick. 102 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,240 Three years. You ever get tired of me? Come on. 103 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,480 Does a guy ever get tired of the sun? 104 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,000 Still, I think it's time we took some of my professional advice. 105 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,840 Advise me, Doctor. Fun and games. 106 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,880 What flavour? 107 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,920 Sultan and slave girl. 108 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:00,400 Headmistress and choirboy. Whatever. 109 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 That's some whatever. 110 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:06,240 We've got the reception at the music centre tonight. 111 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,240 Is that really what you wanna do? 112 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,600 What do I really wanna do? 113 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,080 There's a cocktail lounge called Buckets. 114 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,320 Meet me there at nine. 115 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Boy, have I got plans for you. 116 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 (CHATTER) 117 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,640 Joan! Oh, Joan, thank God you've come. 118 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:06,120 I've forgot everyone's name. Relax, Helen, it looks like a wonderful turnout. 119 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:10,120 Well, now comes phase two - the prying open of the chequebook. 120 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,120 Go, circulate. Get money for music. 121 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,840 Married women circulate, single women mingle. 122 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,880 Oh! (LAUGHS) 123 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,840 Joan! Water, I didn't know you were going to be here tonight. 124 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,840 I'm testing my agoraphobia. If I can stand all this I can stand anything. 125 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,720 Where's David? Oh, he had to work. 126 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,520 Oh, well, why don't the two of us find a quiet corner 127 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,200 and share some hors d'oeuvres? I'll protect you from the rabble. 128 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,280 I'd love to, but committee members are supposed to mix. 129 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280 Enjoy the concert. 130 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,520 Oh, excuse me. I'm terribly sorry. 131 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,800 What a marvellous hat. I love it. 132 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800 Thank you. 133 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,480 I don't believe we've met. I'm Helen Hendrix from the committee. 134 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,280 Have you ever considered making a donation? 135 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800 (JAZZ MUSIC) 136 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,520 Can I buy you a drink? 137 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,640 Competition? I've never seen her before. 138 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,400 Has she bought a chair? Not yet she didn't. 139 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,400 I'll deliver this myself. 140 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,560 The drinks are on the house. Hi, I'm Lisa. 141 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,560 Hi, Lisa. Matches? 142 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,160 That's for friendship and understanding. 143 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,920 Good luck, Lisa. 144 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,880 What...? 145 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,200 Hello, sailor. You come here often? 146 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,760 You playing games, Joan? 147 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,080 Yes, and I'm not Joan. 148 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,080 I'm Lisa. 149 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,640 Oh, come on, David, loosen up. Play with me a little. 150 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,720 How do you like your Lisa? 151 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,800 Lisa has never looked more delectable. 152 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,600 Would you like to take Lisa home with you? 153 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,800 Say yes. 154 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,400 Yes. 155 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 Money. 156 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,200 Enough? For starters. 157 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,240 (GIGGLES) 158 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,320 Yeah. Come on up and see the doctor. 159 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,720 Is Lisa a doctor? Mm-hm. Wait till you see what kind of doctor. 160 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,920 Good evening, Mr Kincaid. How long till the bar, Ozzie? 161 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,240 Next spring, Mr Kincaid. You'll do fine. 162 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,800 Working nights, I have plenty of studying time. That's the way I did it. 163 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,600 Sh. What are we whispering for? 164 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,800 My mother is sleeping in here. 165 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,440 Sh. 166 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,800 And my Uncle Max is in there. 167 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,600 Oh, Maxie. Sh. 168 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,800 And this is my room. 169 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,560 No! 170 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,720 I'll do everything. 171 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,240 It's my evening, I'm in charge. 172 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,520 You don't have to do anything. 173 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,400 You're forbidden to do anything 174 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,720 except to enjoy... everything. 175 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,200 My glove. 176 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,280 Wait till you see what I can do with this. 177 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,320 Oh! Where did you learn all this? 178 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,920 (GIGGLES) I wrote the book, remember. 179 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,520 I'm an instrument of absolute pleasure. Don't go. 180 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:51,240 Just for a minute. Don't look. 181 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,560 Get ready for my real surprise. 182 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,760 I'm almost ready now. 183 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,880 What?! (GASPS) 184 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,600 If I were a dessert, what kind of dessert would I be? 185 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,040 I'm sorry, but you can't go in there. 186 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,920 Really? I'd spend the rest of my life 187 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,160 just watching you walk toward me. Thank you. 188 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,440 And now you can watch me walk away from you. 189 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,320 Well, partner, we did it. Concert and all. 190 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,200 What do you think, big success? 191 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,400 I think everything came off perfectly. 192 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,160 OK, let me get this straight. This is a complete log here 193 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,960 of everyone that came in and went out of the building? 194 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:18,320 That's right. Excuse me, Officer. Dr Allenby?! Dr Allenby, I'm sorry. 195 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,040 Thank you, Ozzie. I don't think I believe it yet. 196 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,560 (BELL PINGS) 197 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,520 Whoa! Thank you, thank you. 198 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,520 Joan! 199 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,400 Oh, Joan. 200 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,680 What can I say? I know, Cindy, thank you. 201 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,560 Joan, it's so awful. I feel so bad. 202 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,440 Thank you. There's so much to feel bad about, Madge. 203 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,440 Here. 204 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,560 Lieutenant Columbo? 205 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,440 This is Dr Allenby. Joan, this is Lieutenant Columbo from the police. 206 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,440 You're Dr Allenby? 207 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,760 I've been looking forward to meeting you 208 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,880 and here we rode all the way up in the elevator together. 209 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,840 I'm, er, I'm very sorry, ma'am, about what happened. 210 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,800 I'm not sure what happened. 211 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:20,320 The call said David is dead, shot to death last night. That's all I know. 212 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,760 It's not a very pleasant subject. 213 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,560 Where did it happen? In that bedroom, ma'am. 214 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,440 May I see the room? 215 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,160 Doctor? I'm sorry, Dr Allenby's appointments are cancelled until further notice. 216 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,960 Well, I'm not sure you'll be ready for all that yet, 217 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,640 being that you and the victim were, as I understand it, very close. 218 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,480 I'm not a stranger to shock. I wanna know what happened. 219 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,800 Alright, ma'am, if that's what you want. 220 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,080 Joan? Joan? 221 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,680 I called the radio people and cancelled your programme. 222 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,920 Thank you, that was very thoughtful. 223 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,800 Joan, did you get a chance to look at my new paper? 224 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,040 No, Simon, I did not. 225 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,800 See, Doctor, this is all what I didn't want you to see. 226 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,600 In here, that's where it happened. 227 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,960 There? That's where he fell, ma'am, 228 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,600 after the woman shot him. 229 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,200 The woman? If you'll forgive my saying so, 230 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,920 a very beautiful woman, very desirable 231 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,320 here in the bedroom with Mr Kincaid. 232 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,240 We got a description from the night security guard. 233 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:43,040 Dark hair, all dressed in black with a black fedora hat. 234 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,040 Does that strike a chord, ma'am? 235 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,360 Would Mr Kincaid know anybody like that? 236 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,440 Would you know anybody like that? No. 237 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,960 No, I didn't know David knew anyone like that. 238 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960 Is there some explanation? 239 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,000 It's hard to come right out and say it, but you can see 240 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,840 there's some kind of violence here 241 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,840 and over here there's blood on the carpet. 242 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,640 Nothing to do with the body, like he was hurting her. 243 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,200 I'm sorry to say, like he was making her do something she didn't wanna do. 244 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,440 And she was armed. 245 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,000 Unless there was already a gun in the room. 246 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,840 And she shot him. 247 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,760 At least, that's the way it seems. 248 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,480 I can assure you, there was no gun in this room. 249 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,800 You know, I was wondering, ma'am,... 250 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,680 what kind of room is this? 251 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,760 We're psychologists here, Lieutenant. 252 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,640 Our patients come to us with sexual problems. 253 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,360 Sometimes alone, sometimes in couples. 254 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,880 Sometimes a room like this can be conducive to solving their sexual problems. 255 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,280 Those are his things, ma'am, what we call his "effects". 256 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:56,040 Yes, after death things have a way of turning into effects 257 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,360 and David turns into a stranger. 258 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,280 Buckets. I think it's some kind of a bar, ma'am. 259 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,920 I see. And over here a cigarette stub. 260 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,960 Is that hers? That's the assumption we're working under. A smoker. 261 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,160 Lieutenant? Yes, Sergeant? 262 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,160 A moment, ma'am. 263 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,160 We found these hairs on the victim. 264 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,760 Long, black hairs, like a woman's. 265 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,200 We searched the whole area by the body. 266 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,400 These hairs were on his right shoulder and near his chest. 267 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,240 Well, we have a hair. Might tell us something. 268 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,040 Can I take these things? 269 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,040 No, Sergeant, not yet. 270 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,360 Lieutenant, is there anything else I should know? 271 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,400 Oh! Oh, excuse me, ma'am, I'm terribly sorry. 272 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,160 We get so wrapped up in these things. 273 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,480 Little details like a woman's cigarette. 274 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,560 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kept you waiting like that. 275 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,680 Can you take another look at those effects? Certainly. 276 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,440 Are you looking? Yes, I'm looking. 277 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,720 These are all the things that were in Mr Kincaid's pockets. 278 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,400 Do you see anything that's missing, something very puzzling? I don't understand. 279 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,040 His keys, ma'am. There aren't any keys. 280 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,400 If there aren't any keys, how did the victim unlock the door to your clinic last night? 281 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:42,040 How did they get in here? Yes, of course, his keys. How very strange. 282 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,520 I suppose the woman could've taken 'em. Yes, that's very good. 283 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,600 In a moment of panic, to escape, to steal his car, she took his keys. 284 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,200 But why would she do that? She just murdered a man. 285 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,040 Why would she take a chance on being seen driving his car? 286 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,040 Even in panic I would think 287 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,960 she'd wanna stay as far away from that car as she could. 288 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,360 Yes, I see. On the other hand... 289 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,120 maybe she took the keys not to drive the car 290 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,000 but to get something out of the car which could identify her. 291 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,160 Something she bought that day. 292 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,560 A dress from the cleaners, prescription. Could be anything. 293 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,560 That's very clever, that would explain everything. 294 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,120 But if it didn't, then the lady in black, 295 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,800 she's be the one who had the key to your clinic. 296 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,200 But if that was true, you'd certainly have some idea who she might be. 297 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,520 You see why I'm puzzled by these keys? 298 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,840 I'm afraid I'm not ready to deal with all of this yet. 299 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,960 Would you mind if I went back to my office? Of course not. 300 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,600 I'm sorry to bother you with all these questions. 301 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000 I know what a terrible shock this has been. 302 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,120 Thank you for trying to shield me, you've been very kind. 303 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,200 I'm sure you know by now I'm always here for you. 304 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,920 Whatever I can do. You're very sweet, Walter, thank you. 305 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,640 This place, 306 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,960 all we ever seem to talk about is... 307 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,720 sex and feelings. 308 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,280 It's always with strangers. 309 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,520 We never get to talk about our own feelings. (KNOCK AT DOOR) 310 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,400 Lieutenant Columbo. Is it alright to intrude? 311 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,720 Of course, Lieutenant. You met Dr Neff? 312 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,920 I think I met everyone in the clinic, all the sex doctors. 313 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,760 Psychologists. Sex therapists. 314 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,760 Joan, believe me, 315 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,080 one day all this pain will just be a memory. 316 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,280 Could I get you some tea? Oh, no thank you, ma'am. 317 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,360 No? Alright. 318 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,960 Well, what cam I do for you? I'll just ask you a few more questions, 319 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,400 if you can put up with that. I think I can manage that. 320 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,640 From this moment, Lieutenant, life goes on. 321 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,880 Back straight, chin up and a smile for the world. (LAUGHS) 322 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,000 How's that for courage? 323 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Well, that's a very nice smile you have there, ma'am. 324 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,600 How can I help you? 325 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,840 Mainly, Dr Allenby, it's about the victim. 326 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:29,920 Could you tell me about your relationship with the victim? 327 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,400 We had great sex. 328 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,800 OK. 329 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,800 The victim, as you so delicately put it, was my lover. 330 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,600 Is there a problem with that? 331 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,720 Not necessarily, ma'am, no. 332 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,960 David and I enjoyed making physical love to each other and only to each other. 333 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,960 At least, that was my assumption 334 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,480 in the days when I was considerably less sceptical than I am now. 335 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,760 David was also my business partner in our radio and TV work. 336 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,560 Are you familiar with my broadcasts? Er, yes, I am. 337 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,000 The things that you say on the radio, ma'am, 338 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,480 they're very frank. 339 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,680 About what? About sex, ma'am. 340 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,320 Sit down. 341 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,520 David's love made is possible for me to be frank in public. 342 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,160 Kinds of things I have to talk about 343 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,080 require a great deal of sexual confidence and happiness and freedom. 344 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,360 David gave me all those things. 345 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,080 I suppose they're the same things I try to give my patients. 346 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,080 The freedom to love. 347 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,960 Does that answer your question about our relationship? 348 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,320 Oh, yes, ma'am, you've made it very clear. 349 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,600 I think I understand. I hope so. Lieutenant, there's still one more thing. 350 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,680 Can you tell me about your own primary sexual relationships? 351 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,200 Er, I beg your pardon, ma'am? 352 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,000 A policeman just asked me a very intimate question 353 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,480 and I gave a very intimate answer. I think I have a right to know 354 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,560 how that answer will be interpreted. 355 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,720 And that depends on your intimate sexual relationships. 356 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,360 (CHUCKLES) I'm a married man, ma'am. 357 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,920 Everything alright at home? 358 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,440 I think I'm gonna be leaving now. Thank you very much. 359 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,920 (LAUGHS) 360 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,400 Don't let me drive you away, Lieutenant. 361 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,160 Oh, no, ma'am, no, not with all the work I have to do on this case. 362 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,440 I'm gonna be back, you can count on that. 363 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,480 Now we're gonna learn more about the tuba. Is that a tuba? 364 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,040 It's a very delicate instrument. 365 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,560 It has a very tiny, tiny, tiny tone, 366 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,280 sort of like the love song of a canary. 367 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,400 Listen very closely or you won't hear it at all. 368 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,600 (ALL LAUGH) 369 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,280 I'm looking for a Miss Hendrix. 370 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,760 I forgot to tell you, it's a two-ton canary. 371 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,960 Have you ever heard a jazz tuba? 372 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,880 No. Here's what a jazz tuba sounds like. 373 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,920 (PLAYS MERRY TUNE) 374 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,920 Excuse me, ma'am, Lieutenant Columbo. Sh, not now. 375 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,560 OK, who wants to learn how to play the tuba? 376 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,360 Come on, it's a cinch. No! No! 377 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,360 You, sir, in the raincoat. 378 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,800 Me? Yeah! Yeah! 379 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200 Oh, no. 380 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,600 We can't do without you, please! Please, some on, sir! 381 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,960 I think you're caught. Come on, come on. 382 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,000 Give him a hand, kids. Yay! 383 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,680 Are you a musician, sir? No, sir, I'm a policeman. 384 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,680 Yay! 385 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,920 There you are, Mr Policeman, there's your tube. Enjoy yourself. 386 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,720 Go on, Mr Policeman, play! 387 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,560 Like this, sir? Have fun. 388 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560 (PLAYS MERRY TUNE) 389 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,560 Hey, hey! (LAUGHS) 390 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,680 (KIDS CHEER) Yes, bravo! 391 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,960 Ah, you've done this before. 392 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,560 Yeah, when I was in high school, that was the only instrument they had left. 393 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,880 Same with me. Come on, kids, we'll have a tuba march. 394 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,880 Yay! 395 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,600 Everybody stand up and follow me and the policeman. 396 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,560 We're gonna march off this way. Ready? I'm gonna try. 397 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,720 (SHRIEKS) 398 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,680 Dr Allenby! 399 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,520 Well, this certainly is a coincidence. 400 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,920 Here I come to the music centre, I'm looking for Mr Kincaid 401 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,840 and who do I find but you. You were looking for David? 402 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,160 For his whereabouts, ma'am, last night before the murder. 403 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,920 That's a lovely outfit you're wearing. Thank you. 404 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,840 This is a hard question and you certainly don't have to answer it, 405 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,080 but would you mind telling me what you paid for this handbag? 406 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,160 For my bag? It doesn't have to be exact, 407 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,360 just a ballpark figure. 408 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,600 This was an expensive bag, Lieutenant, 409 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,800 I paid about four hundred dollars for it. 410 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,920 Right. See, my wife's birthday's coming up and I'm in the market. 411 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,440 You were telling me about David. 412 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,000 David? Oh, yes, Mr Kincaid. 413 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,960 Er, you wouldn't happen to know 414 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,400 where I could get something that looked like that for half the money? 415 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,400 No, I'm sorry, I don't. 416 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,800 And the briefcase, did you get that in the same shop as you got the handbag? Yes. 417 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,920 Could I take a look at that? If you like. 418 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,240 Oh, that's the real McCoy, ma'am. 419 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:46,440 That's very fine stitching cos you can hardly see the stitches. 420 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,920 I'd like one of those fellas for myself. Lieutenant, please, 421 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,240 you were telling me about David. 422 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,840 I visited his office, ma'am, 423 00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:00,160 and right there on his desk calendar it said that he had a date to be here last night. 424 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,960 But I spoke to that committee woman, Miss Hendrix, 425 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,960 and she told me she never saw him. 426 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,160 We had a fundraising event last night. 427 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,720 I'm on the committee, so I had to be here, 428 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,720 but it wasn't David's cup of fun. 429 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,920 He said he'd rather hang by his thumbs. 430 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,080 That explains why he wasn't here, but that raises another question. 431 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,040 Joan! Oh, honey! 432 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,560 Lieutenant Columbo just told me about David. 433 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,560 What a terrible thing to happen. 434 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,480 Thank you, Helen. Oh, Lieutenant, 435 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,280 we all think you played the tuba just beautifully. 436 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280 I enjoyed it, ma'am. 437 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,200 I got your message about the master guest list. I've brought it for you. 438 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,560 Lieutenant, would you mind holding this for me? Not at all, ma'am. 439 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,040 I put this in my briefcase right after you called, Helen. 440 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,280 Of all days, Joan, you shouldn't have bothered. 441 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,000 Well, it's better than feeling sorry for myself. 442 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,520 I'll call you. 443 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,960 Last night, ma'am, you were here at the party? All evening. 444 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,480 And Mr Kincaid, he never showed up? 445 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,760 No, Lieutenant, he decided not to come. 446 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,320 As I was saying, that raises the question 447 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,760 of where Mr Kincaid met that woman, 448 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,480 the lady all dressed in black with the black hat. 449 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,200 Oh, she was certainly here. Excuse me, ma'am? 450 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,280 A very attractive woman dressed in black with a man's black fedora. 451 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,400 Joan, you must've noticed her. No, I don't believe I did. 452 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,280 Well, whoever she is, she was here last night. 453 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Does that help you, Lieutenant? 454 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,480 Well, it gives me something to think about. 455 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,120 It's certainly very interesting. 456 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,480 Good. 457 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,840 Position number one and begin. 458 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,880 Come on, smile, this is fun. 459 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,920 Beautiful smile, you'll do well. 460 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,080 More wrist, more wrist. Good. Perfect. 461 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,400 OK, now we're gonna get started. You people are paying good cash 462 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,080 to learn the bartending game. What you get out of it, it's up to you. 463 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,160 I'm a good bartender. Show up on time, 464 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:10,160 do your lessons, work your workbooks, you'll be good bartenders too. 465 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,400 It's up to you. Now, one more time. 466 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,920 And begin. 467 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,000 Is this the bartending school? You're late. 468 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,800 It's been a very busy day. Get behind the bar. 469 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,400 Right. 470 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,680 I'm not really a bartender. Keep coming late, you'll never be a bartender. 471 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,160 I said a green vest Where's your green vest? 472 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,360 What is your name? Er, Columbo. Homicide, police. 473 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,360 You're the one who called? Yes, sir. 474 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,360 Right over here. 475 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,160 The rest of you start on your workbooks. 476 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,560 Lesson one - Shirley Temples. 477 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,560 Get it right. 478 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,560 Sorry about that, Lieutenant. How can I help you? 479 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,680 It's this photograph, sir, 480 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,200 one of my homicide victims. 481 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,000 He had some of your matches from that Buckets bar. 482 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,520 They were in his pocket. 483 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,600 Would you recognise this man at all? 484 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,680 Sure, he was in last night. First timer. 485 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,520 But the matches don't match. Excuse me? 486 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,800 I didn't give him the matches. The lady asked for matches. 487 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,080 She smoked, the lady he picked up. 488 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,120 Er, this lady, would I be far wrong 489 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,520 if I said she was a very attractive lady, all dressed in black, 490 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,240 wearing a man's black hat? Yeah, like that. 491 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,440 I wasn't paying much attention, so I can't tell you much. 492 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,080 Me, I'm just a bartender. I don't have what you might call a trained policeman's eye. 493 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,200 You just tell me what you know. The lady's another first timer. 494 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,120 Professional working girl. Called herself Lisa with no last name. 495 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,440 If you believe Lisa's a real name, you'll believe anything. 496 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,280 Lisa knew the playbook. Comes on bold and advertises herself. 497 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:03,080 Your guy walks in, she gives him the buzz, guy hits. No wasted time. 498 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,080 In two seconds they are very cosy. 499 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,160 No strings, two bugs in a rug, you know what I'm saying? 500 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,520 He laid some cash on her and out they go about 9, maybe 9:15, as happy as clams. 501 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,200 That is for you, pal. 502 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,080 That's some observation for a man who wasn't paying attention. 503 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,040 Taste that, tell me what you think. 504 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,040 Well, that's very generous, sir. 505 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,240 That's very refreshing. 506 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,000 That's MY Shirley Temple. 507 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 An interesting Shirley Temple. 508 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,360 A touch of dryness but a light, sweet bouquet. 509 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,800 Very nice. You're a very good bartender, sir, 510 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,080 but I think you'd make a terrific detective. 511 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,480 I love the work I got, Lieutenant. 512 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,480 So do I, sir. 513 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,400 (DOORBELL) 514 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,840 Forgive me, Doctor, for dropping in on you like this, 515 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,960 but I have some very interesting news. May I? 516 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,240 Please, Lieutenant, come in. I'm anxious to hear anything you can tell me. 517 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,520 You certainly have a lovely home. 518 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,320 Thank you. I've seen some beautiful homes, 519 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,240 what with the different murders and all, 520 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,240 but not many like this. 521 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:07,760 And look at that - a fire in the fireplace. 522 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,760 It's a very chilly night and there's nothing like a fire. 523 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,040 What's a courtesan, Doctor? Excuse me? 524 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,640 Isn't that your book, The Courtesan Complex? 525 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,320 Yes. Oh, I've read it, you know. Ah-ha. 526 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,560 Oh, yes, she enjoyed it so much she insisted I read it. 527 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,360 Did she beat you to its pages with a stick, Lieutenant? 528 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,680 I'm gonna tell you the truth, ma'am, 529 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,280 she was most anxious for me to read the sexual fantasy part. 530 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,840 (LAUGHS) I haven't yet. 531 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,320 A courtesan, ma'am, 532 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,960 that's a prostitute? 533 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,360 Yes, it's a polite term for a successful prostitute. 534 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,280 Well, that's another coincidence, Dr Allenby, 535 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280 because what I came to tell you about 536 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,760 is that we know a whole lot more about the lady in black now. 537 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,440 Perhaps we should sit down. Oh, no, ma'am, I'm enjoying the fire. 538 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,200 The lady in black, we have a first name for her now. 539 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,160 She calls herself Lisa. 540 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,680 I'm gonna see about that briefcase there. 541 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,880 Oh, you kept this too close to the fire, ma'am. 542 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,240 This coulda been scorched. 543 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,640 Thank you, Lieutenant. Oh, you're welcome, ma'am. 544 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,280 Now, this Lisa, she and Mr Kincaid got together last night at that bar, 545 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,280 that Buckets place. 546 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,640 Now, this is a very bold thing to say, ma'am, 547 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,320 but Lisa is one of those courtesans. 548 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,960 What the Vice boys call a working girl. 549 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,240 You mean David hired a prostitute? That's the way it looks now. 550 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,240 And from your news about Lisa, 551 00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:01,240 I guessed it was something like that. 552 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:04,400 David picking up some working girl, 553 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,600 a stranger in a bar. Oh, I don't necessarily think they were strangers. 554 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,600 The picture I got from the way 555 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,480 she turned down another man before Mr Kincaid came to the bar 556 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,240 and then the way they just sat and talked very quiet and all, 557 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:21,400 I had to ask myself if this Lisa, 558 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,440 she was there waiting for Mr Kincaid. 559 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,880 And if they already knew each other, 560 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,480 then maybe she already had a reason to kill him. 561 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,040 Do you think that's possible? 562 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,520 That's what I wanted to ask you. Do you think that's possible 563 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,480 from all your research with these courtesans? 564 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,200 I tell you, after today, I don't know what's possible and what isn't. 565 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,840 I tell you, ma'am, that's about the way I feel. 566 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,080 This case, it's already got me crazy. 567 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,560 Every time I learn something new, 568 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,920 I get a puzzle. New problems. 569 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,320 When Mr Kincaid told you 570 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,320 that he wasn't going to the party at the music centre, what time was that? 571 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,920 I think, yes, it was yesterday when he picked me up at the airport. 572 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,840 So he had plenty of time to make another arrangement for that evening, 573 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,160 like with this Lisa at the Buckets place? 574 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,480 That's reasonable, knowing what we know now. 575 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,000 So what was the lady in black doing at the music centre? 576 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,680 It could've been for the music. Even courtesans can love music. 577 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,800 For the music, that's what I told myself, 578 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,600 but when the concert started, Lisa was already at Buckets. 579 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,280 So it couldn't have been for the music, so what was she doing there? 580 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,760 I'd like to try and help you, but I'm very tired. 581 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,000 Oh, I'm sorry, I've kept you too long. 582 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,760 Thank you for the nice fire and I'll just see myself out. 583 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,360 With my briefcase? 584 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,720 Oh! (LAUGHS) 585 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,920 Oh, look at that, ma'am. 586 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,600 Well, it certainly is a beauty. Good night, ma'am. 587 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,600 Good night, Lieutenant. 588 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,600 Thank you for keeping me informed. 589 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,520 Dr Allenby?! 590 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,960 Did I tell you we found Mr Kincaid's keys? 591 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,480 No, you didn't. Sergeant Burke, he found Mr Kincaid's car near Buckets. 592 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,080 It was parked in some valet parking place. I see. 593 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,600 So the lady couldn't have taken the keys from the murder scene. 594 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,520 The keys were never there. 595 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,520 The keys were at the valet parking, 596 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,280 so that still leaves that other problem, ma'am. 597 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,280 How did Mr Kincaid unlock the door to your clinic? 598 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,360 You see how everything keeps dropping out on me? 599 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,800 This case, boy, 600 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,560 I don't know what to tell you. Try and sleep well. 601 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,040 Just one more thing, just for my reports, just a detail, 602 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,560 I hope you'll understand. Yes, a detail for your report. 603 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,520 Yes, ma'am. The night you flew to Chicago, 604 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,240 in the security guard's logbook, it said you went back to the office that night. 605 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,960 My flight was fogged in. I didn't actually get out till the morning. 606 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,560 Oh, you wanna know why I returned to the clinic? 607 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,600 It's not me so much as my captain, he's a regular stickler. 608 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,080 As long as I had the time, I wanted to pick up a scientific paper. 609 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,800 It was something a colleague asked me to look at. 610 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,400 So when you went back, it was just for a minute? Just for the paper. 611 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,920 The detail I wanted to ask you, the middle of the night, deserted streets, 612 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,600 the security guard said you came in one cab and you left in another. 613 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,800 Why didn't you just ask the cab to wait? 614 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,160 I did, but the cab didn't wait. So I took another cab. 615 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,160 Well, that's it then. 616 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,240 That explains it. Good night, ma'am. 617 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,040 The cab left without being paid? 618 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,800 I paid him, that's how I got him to wait. But when I came out, 619 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,200 (IN UNISON) he was gone. 620 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:19,320 Well, they're impatient, ma'am. Good night again. 621 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,400 Better watch yourself, lady. 622 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,600 You can handle the lieutenant. 623 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,720 Let's find his best shot. 624 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,640 You shoulda burned Lisa's clothes. 625 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,200 We will. 626 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,200 Not yet. 627 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,520 Not yet. 628 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,640 Sergeant Burke, I need you, Sergeant! 629 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,640 Yes, Lieutenant? Oh, there you are. You got the list? 630 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,000 Yes, I have it here. The master guest list. Right here. 631 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,440 I'll tell you what I want. Excuse me? 632 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,400 What I want you to do, Sergeant. Yes, Lieutenant. 633 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,200 Get all the help you can, talk to that lady, Miss Hendrix, 634 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,720 I wanna know anyone that ever had any contact with the lady in black. 635 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,600 Anyone that knew her, anyone that talked with her, 636 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,000 anyone who ever had anything to do with the woman in black. 637 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,600 The master list, right? Right. Right. 638 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,600 How you doing, fellas? 639 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,640 Let's leave it at this - Bill and Joanne have been trying too hard. 640 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,920 And Lloyd and Cynthia gave up trying sex altogether, 641 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,920 which is against the rules, possibly against the law. 642 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,920 (ALL LAUGH) 643 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,600 So, let's all be very sensible and try to decide 644 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,360 what exactly - Dr Allenby, can I see you? 645 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,080 Oh, excuse me. I'm afraid I'm busy, Lieutenant. 646 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,080 Right. 647 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,320 So we wanna decide - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 648 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,160 Would it be alright if I joined you, ma'am? 649 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,080 Absolutely not. 650 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,480 I understand. 651 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,200 Enjoying the mirror, Lieutenant? 652 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,440 (LAUGHS) It's a fantastic bed. 653 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,120 Fantastic. Half the fun of sex is fantasy. 654 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,800 Oh, I know that, ma'am, I've been reading your book. 655 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,200 Well now, I'm proud of you, Lieutenant. 656 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,400 You wanted to see me. What it is, ma'am, 657 00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,480 it's the lady in black. And it's very baffling the way she keeps changing. 658 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,240 The gun dealer said - Oh, did I tell you we found the gun? 659 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,080 No, no, that must be important. 660 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,360 Found the gun in a mailbox down the block. 661 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,560 No fingerprints, but purchased on the day of the murder. That's important. 662 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,560 I want you to read something. 663 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,320 I got it right here, ma'am. Oh, goodness, that's a problem. 664 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,320 (MUMBLES) 665 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,560 Here we are, ma'am. Er... 666 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,560 Gun dealer said she gave name Lisa Prescott Boyce. 667 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,520 Never heard Lisa Prescott. Address, turned out no such - 668 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,080 Here - nervous. 669 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,880 The gun dealer said she was very nervous. 670 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,040 Nervous? Nervous, ma'am. 671 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,840 Yes, I suppose that's, well, kind of a description. 672 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,080 Oh, we got descriptions, ma'am. We got plenty of descriptions. 673 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,280 The night security guard, 674 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,720 he said that she was shy. 675 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:07,400 And the bartender in Buckets, he said that she was bold and confident. 676 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,400 So what we're looking for, ma'am, 677 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,840 is a shy, bold, 678 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,040 nervous, confident lady in black. 679 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,120 I see your problem,, Lieutenant, and I don't envy you. 680 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,920 And it gets worse, ma'am. Do you remember the cigarette, 681 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,920 the one with the lipstick? Yes, there in the ashtray. 682 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,120 Yes, ma'am. The lab boys read a new test 683 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,120 on the saliva from the cigarette. Just from the saliva 684 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,480 they can tell you all about a person. 685 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,800 And from their report, 686 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,880 whoever smoked that cigarette, 687 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,280 she had a completely different blood type 688 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,360 than the blood from these spots here. 689 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,360 But the blood spots, 690 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,680 that's a whole different type blood than the victim's blood. 691 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,200 That means three people in a room. 692 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,800 Do you think there could've been two women 693 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,040 with Mr Kincaid on the night of the murder? 694 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,720 Two women, Lieutenant? I,... 695 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,280 I don't know what to say. 696 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,640 And then we have to consider this, 697 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,640 those two long black hairs that we found on the victim. 698 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,560 Very feminine, ma'am. The lab boys think maybe an Asian one. 699 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,640 And it turns out that the blood type from these two hairs, 700 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:25,000 that's a whole new different type blood. 701 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,000 Would that mean there were three women with Mr Kincaid? 702 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,720 You mean a sex orgy, Lieutenant? 703 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:36,440 I suppose with a man like David, everything I'm learning about him, 704 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,280 yes, I suppose that's completely possible. Right. 705 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,440 But that brings us back again to that security guard. 706 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:49,080 He said only one woman came up here. 707 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,080 Do you think they could've come from other offices in the same building? 708 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,600 No, the security checked out everybody from the building. 709 00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,360 I don't know what to think. You've got my head spinning. 710 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,040 But when you get right down to it, ma'am, 711 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,160 only one woman came in and only one woman went out. 712 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,160 And whatever all this means, 713 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,920 we have to look for the lady in black. 714 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,920 And when we find her, 715 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,360 I promise you, you're gonna be the first to know. 716 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,360 Good day. 717 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:32,360 Oh, Lieutenant? Dr Ward. Do you have a minute for me? 718 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,840 Of course, sir. We can talk in here. 719 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,200 I have something to confess. 720 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,000 Sex is my whole life, Lieutenant. 721 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,760 Oh, my goodness. 722 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:55,160 My life. My therapy. 723 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,360 My work. 724 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,480 My frigid women, my prostitutes, 725 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,360 my premature men. 726 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,560 It's a very full life, sir. 727 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,560 Odd sexual events. 728 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,640 What do you think of this? 729 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,640 A red ribbon, sir? 730 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,560 A red HAIR ribbon, Lieutenant, 731 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,680 like Cindy Galt wears, Cindy Allenby's assistant. 732 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,560 Is that an odd event, sir? It's a sexual event. 733 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:32,880 I found this the other morning in our bedroom therapy facility. 734 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,000 No patients had been scheduled, but the bed had been used. 735 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,920 That's the kind of behaviour we've had around here. 736 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:45,040 And I put that down to David Kincaid's influence. You do? 737 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:50,000 I didn't like David Kincaid and I loathed his influence on Dr Allenby. 738 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:56,480 His cheap crusade to turn sex into something trivial and popular. 739 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,480 Yeah, right, popular sex, 740 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,000 that's something we certainly gotta watch out for that. 741 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,760 You were saying something about a confession? 742 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,560 Right. I confess that I despised David. 743 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,600 But I want you to know that I didn't have anything to do with his murder. 744 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:17,600 I'm glad you told me, sir, so I don't get you all confused with the lady in black. 745 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,960 This has been very interesting. 746 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,840 Oh, Lieutenant, one more thing. 747 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,640 Do you think this is the right time for me 748 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,880 to advise Dr Allenby that she's well rid of David? 749 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:39,040 You're asking me, sir? Well, you seem very wise. 750 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,960 Well, Dr Ward, 751 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,120 if I were you, 752 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,120 I'd try to do the right thing. 753 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,520 Yes, of course. 754 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,520 That's very good, Lieutenant. 755 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,520 Thank you. 756 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,520 I'll see you later. 757 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,280 Oh, Lieutenant Columbo? Dr Neff. 758 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,080 Do you have a minute? Any time, sir. 759 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,160 I know you've heard all the rumours running around this place, 760 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,320 I mean, Dr Ward getting nowhere with his crush on Cindy Galt. 761 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,600 And Cindy ducking out for cocktails with David Kincaid. 762 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,200 And you must've heard how I feel about Dr Allenby. 763 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,960 Er,... 764 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,920 no, er, I don't seem to have that here. 765 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:50,000 I've been crazy about her ever since I joined the clinic 766 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,120 and I was deeply jealous of David, 767 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,600 but I had nothing to do with his murder. I want you to know that. 768 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,200 Right. No connection with the murder. 769 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,280 Lieutenant,... 770 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,560 with all your experience out there in the world... 771 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,480 and in view of what's happened,... 772 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,360 how long would you advise me to wait before telling Joan I'm in love with her? 773 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,400 If I were you, sir, 774 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,840 I would wait until the lady's ready and not a moment longer. 775 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,200 Of course. 776 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:39,360 I should've been able to figure that out for myself. 777 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,960 Thank you, Lieutenant. 778 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,400 Oh, Lieutenant, do you have a moment for me? 779 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,920 Even though I am going back for my masters in psychiatric social work, 780 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,200 I love working for Dr Allenby and... 781 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,800 David Kincaid, he was... 782 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,200 like, coming onto me. 783 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,320 In a very nice way. He was always a perfect gentleman. 784 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,040 Of course, I'd never do anything to hurt Joan, so... 785 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,120 there's my problem. 786 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,000 You'll have to clarify that for me, ma'am. 787 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,760 Well, after what happened, 788 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,840 if I'm going to be loyal to Joan, 789 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:31,560 should I ever tell her about David's crush on me? 790 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,720 In my opinion, 791 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,960 and not speaking strictly as a detective, 792 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:42,200 sometimes kindness is wiser than truth. 793 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,320 Of course. 794 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,400 I think I know exactly what you mean. 795 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,200 I knew I could talk to you. 796 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,240 Thank you, Lieutenant. 797 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,000 Got a minute, Lieutenant? 798 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,840 We did it. 799 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,200 Just one second, sir, hold the phone. 800 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,200 Let me get this straight. 801 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,400 The lady in black, she went in there. 802 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,120 She went in that door right there. 803 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120 She went in, she never came out. 804 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:34,120 And you waited. Until I asked the attendant to go see if she was in there. 805 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,920 And she wasn't there? Nobody was there. Who came out? 806 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,800 Ladies went in, ladies came out. Just ordinary ladies? 807 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,480 Ordinary ladies. Ordinary ladies. 808 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:47,000 Did any of these ladies have a suitcase, a package? 809 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,600 I don't know, Lieutenant. I wasn't looking for bags or packages, 810 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,880 I was waiting for this very exotic brunette. Miss Hendrix? 811 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,000 Yes, Lieutenant? Thank you very much. 812 01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:00,280 Just check with Sergeant Burke, keep him informed as to your whereabouts. 813 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,440 I'll have to go in there. Would you guard the door? The ladies' room? 814 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,960 But it's almost intermission. Just one minute. One minute. 815 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,960 Er, well, I... 816 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,720 Oh, dear. 817 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,200 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 818 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,200 Lieutenant. What was he doing in there? 819 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,200 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm sorry. 820 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,760 I'm very sorry. Excuse me. 821 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,640 I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 822 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,160 I'm sorry. Oh, sir! 823 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,440 Hey! (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 824 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,040 Excuse me, ma'am. Trash? Where do you dump the trash? 825 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,640 No! (YELLS IN RUSSIAN) 826 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,360 I'm a policeman. Police! Police! See? 827 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,360 Ah! 828 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,760 Trash. Trash. (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 829 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,480 Where do you dump the trash? No, no, no, no! 830 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,360 No, the trash! Where do you put the trash?! 831 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,560 No, no, the trash! where's the trash?! 832 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,920 (RANTS) No, ma'am, no, no, no. 833 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,760 No cleaning, no, no, no. No cleaning. See? 834 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,760 Empty, the trash. 835 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,760 The big trash. 836 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,640 See? Trash, trash. 837 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,760 See? Nyet, nyet. Piccolo. Grande. 838 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,760 (YELLS IN RUSSIAN) 839 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,720 No, no, no, no. Grande! Grande! Tres grande! 840 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,080 (RANTS IN RUSSIAN) 841 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,240 That's it, I found it! 842 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,800 You're a very nice lady. 843 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,560 Dos vidaniya, Police Boy. 844 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,240 (GASPS) 845 01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:43,600 Hello. 846 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,560 Who are you? Well, who you are, Dr Allenby. 847 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,480 I took the liberty of inviting Mr Lentz to your home. 848 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,080 Your housekeeper was kind enough to let us in. 849 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,480 Mr Lentz, this is the remarkable lady I was telling you about. 850 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,760 Yes, thank you very much for having us, Dr Allenby. 851 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:03,080 Mr Lentz, he would like to sit down and talk with you, ma'am, if you don't mind. 852 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:07,160 My pleasure. Come along, gentlemen. 853 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,640 Can't you give me a hint about all this? 854 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:16,520 I'm back in trouble. This Lisa, this lady in black, 855 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,520 I got 56 Vice boys out in the street. 856 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,960 They're looking, they're pumping. 857 01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,960 I got another eight doing nothing but sifting files. 858 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,640 We're chasing courtesans up and down the scale. 859 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,760 Make yourselves comfortable. You know what I got out of all this? 860 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:33,120 I got depressed. It's not just nobody knows anything, 861 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,680 nobody even suspects anything. 862 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,400 Now I run into Mr Lentz here, he tells me his story. 863 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,280 I don't know what to make of it. It got all turned around. 864 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:45,040 I want you to listen to this man's story. Mr Lentz? 865 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:47,480 Well, I went to the music centre the other night. 866 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:51,840 Could I bring you something to drink? Sure. Some sparkling mineral water? 867 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,920 I think so. Same for you, Lieutenant? 868 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,440 No, thank you, I'll just have some seltzer. 869 01:08:56,440 --> 01:09:00,600 I think I can manage that too. Mr Lentz, please, 870 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,480 tell me your story. I can only tell you what I told Lieutenant Columbo. 871 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:06,480 That'll be fine, sir. 872 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:09,920 I met her, this lady in black with the man's hat. 873 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,520 It was at the music centre. I understand you were there. 874 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,080 I was. Ice? Please. 875 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,800 Well, I saw her 876 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,280 and I have this obligation. Whenever I see an attractive lady, 877 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:25,600 I feel like it's my duty to meet her. 878 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,240 So I tried, no encouragement. 879 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,760 So I followed her. Where? 880 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,480 To the ladies' room. To the ladies' room? 881 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:40,240 The waiting room. She went inside and I waited outside. 882 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,120 You're a romantic, Mr Lentz. 883 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,960 Yes, I am. Excellent diagnosis, Doctor. 884 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,240 Anyway, I waited, but she never came out. 885 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,240 Tell her about the attendant. 886 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:55,360 At the end evening I asked the attendant to go inside and check it out for me 887 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,880 and there was nobody there. Nobody. 888 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,800 The lady vanishes. Into thin air? 889 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:05,840 No air at all, she's just gone. Now, what do you think about a thing like that, ma'am? 890 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,640 Were you drinking, Mr Lentz? Not a drop, just champagne. 891 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:14,000 And the lady never came out. You see what we got here now, ma'am? 892 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,440 We were talking one lady, two ladies, three ladies, 893 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:20,840 now I got a half a lady - the half that went in. 894 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,600 The other half, I don't know. 895 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,920 Thanks again, Dr Allenby. I'll wait for you, Lieutenant. 896 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,640 Goodbye, Mr Lentz. Your story was very amusing. 897 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,240 But I just can't take it seriously, Lieutenant. 898 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:41,040 Well, that's what we got. A good detective, even a medium detective, 899 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:44,320 he can find somebody who was there and bring you an answer. 900 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,200 But somebody who wasn't there, how can I deal with that? 901 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,200 I can't imagine, Lieutenant. 902 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,000 This Lisa, people tell stories, 903 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,120 but there's no trace she ever existed. 904 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,040 Maybe we got this wrong, the way we're looking at it. 905 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,600 Looking at it all wrong. 906 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,720 Well, I'm working, ma'am. I'm still out there. 907 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,720 I appreciate everything you're doing, Lieutenant. 908 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,400 You'll see me again, ma'am. I'm sure I will. 909 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,600 (MUSIC / LAUGHTER) 910 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,840 (WOMEN SQUEAL) 911 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,600 Drinks on Lisa! Let's go buy us some drinks! 912 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:40,200 Take care of my new friends. And this is for you. 913 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,360 For what? 914 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:46,400 Just a phone call to a man named Columbo. 915 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,000 This is the number, this is the message. 916 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,680 Sorry about what happened. Signed Lisa. 917 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:55,760 And that's it? Do you think you can do that for me? 918 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,760 (CHUCKLES) Alright. 919 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,640 (PHONE RINGS) 920 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,160 Dr Allenby. Good evening, Dr Allenby, it's Sergeant Burke. 921 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:17,080 Lt Columbo asked me to tell you he has very good news. 922 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,240 He's found the lady in black. 923 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,400 Dr Allenby? 924 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,680 Er,... where...? 925 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,360 Where did you find her? 926 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,760 He said it was right in your own office files. 927 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:32,480 Your research files. The lieutenant said he wants you to know that. 928 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:35,240 Good night, Dr Allenby. 929 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,240 (HANGS UP) 930 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,080 (PHONE RINGS) 931 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,280 (MAN'S VOICE) 932 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,680 Over here, ma'am. (GASPS) 933 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,840 Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor, I didn't mean to frighten you like that. 934 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:50,080 I thought I heard voices. Oh, that would be me. 935 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,680 I was talking on the phone with Sergeant Burke. 936 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:56,080 He was supposed to ask you to join me here and he forgot. 937 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,800 But I'm glad you came anyway. Um, why did you come here, ma'am? 938 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,120 Certainly not to be frightened out of my wits, Lieutenant. 939 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,800 Sergeant Burke called and said you'd found Lisa in one of my files. 940 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,800 I came to see for myself. (LAUGHS) 941 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,840 There he goes again, ma'am. 942 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:15,840 Sergeant Burke, he's a very fine young detective, 943 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,440 but we all make mistakes from time to time. What I asked him to tell you, 944 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:24,840 it was AS IF she had been in your own files all the time. 945 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,920 No, no, I certainly couldn't find her here, Doctor, 946 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:31,120 not even in odd sexual events. 947 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:37,080 How did you find her? Oh, for that, ma'am, we have to go to the therapy room. 948 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,320 To the therapy room. 949 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,440 This Lisa, this lady in black, 950 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:50,120 I've been getting some very strange messages from her. Messages? 951 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:53,720 She's sorry she did what she did, she had to do what she did 952 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:57,040 and now she's leaving town. But she hasn't left town yet. 953 01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:00,960 And I think she's been trying to fool us about a lot of things. 954 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,360 For instance, this ashtray. 955 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,360 Would you look at this ashtray? 956 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,680 To a detective 957 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,680 this is a fascinating ashtray. 958 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,680 I mean, what's in it. 959 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:16,160 That's exactly what we found the morning after the murder. 960 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,560 I put everything back just the way it was. 961 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:23,560 She was a smoke, ma'am, the bartender said she was a smoker. 962 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,240 And you see that? You see that burned match? 963 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:31,520 Yes, I can see the match. And a cigarette stub and only a few ashes? 964 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,880 Do you see how puzzling that is? 965 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,360 No, I see a burnt match and half a cigarette. 966 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:40,640 And a few ashes. But not enough to account for a whole cigarette, ma'am. 967 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:43,840 A whole cigarette ma'am, 968 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,840 that produces this amount of ash. 969 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,760 You know what that weighs? I weighed that, ma'am. 970 01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,840 That's 500 milligrams. 971 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,800 And the ashes in the tray, that's 48 milligrams. 972 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,880 Alright, make it 50, 973 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,960 we're still missing 450 milligrams. 974 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:05,320 That's very scientific, but she might have smoked the cigarette some place else. 975 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:11,240 But the match, ma'am, like she lit and smoked it right here in this room. 976 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:13,800 And there's no ashes on the table 977 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,520 and there's no ashes under the table. 978 01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,840 And there's not enough ashes in the ashtray. 979 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,920 You'll forgive me if I'm not quite as fascinated as you are. 980 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:26,800 Well, even ashes, they don't just fly away and vanish. 981 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,760 The hair and fibre boys, I had them vacuum this whole room. 982 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,400 No cigarette ashes. 983 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,520 And what do you detect from the infamous missing ashes? 984 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:40,040 Oh, yes, you said that Lisa was trying to fool us. 985 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,480 Like she was setting the scene, yes. 986 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,440 Like this whole room, 987 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,560 like it was some kind of a stage, 988 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,600 making us thing she was something she isn't. 989 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:53,360 Is that s possibility? 990 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:56,040 You still haven't told me how you found her. 991 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:59,200 I've only received messages from her, I haven't seen her yet. 992 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,920 With your permission, Doctor. 993 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,960 And now we have to consider the victim's keys. 994 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,680 His missing keys. No matter how you look at it, 995 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,160 it always comes out the same. 996 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,960 If Mr Kincaid didn't have the key to open the door, 997 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:20,040 then the lady in black, she must've been the one with the key. 998 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,560 So now we have to face that as a fact. 999 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,840 And I know you're thinking the same thing I am. 1000 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,960 Lisa, she had to be someone connected with your own clinic. 1001 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:35,360 That's totally ludicrous, unless Lisa could've been the cleaning lady. 1002 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,600 Do you think that's a possibility? 1003 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,680 I doubt it, ma'am. (PHONE RINGS) 1004 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:43,720 Is that your phone? That could be important. 1005 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,720 I'll see. 1006 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,800 Ma'am? The lady in black, 1007 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:54,000 she might be coming here tonight. Did I tell you that? 1008 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,520 No. 1009 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,960 The phone, that may be her. 1010 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:15,120 Hello? Dr Allenby? Yes. This is Sergeant Burke. 1011 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,840 Could I talk to the lieutenant? 1012 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,840 It's Sergeant Burke. 1013 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,640 Yes, Sergeant. Right. 1014 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,680 Thank you, Sergeant. 1015 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,080 Well, they think she's somewhere in the building. 1016 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:44,720 Doctor, are you familiar with a Chicago department store named Nufield's? 1017 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,120 Yes, why do you ask? 1018 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:51,200 Because I know that's where you bought that camel's hair coat you're wearing. 1019 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:55,040 If you knew that, why did you ask if I was familiar with the store? 1020 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,240 To see if you'd tell me the truth, ma'am. 1021 01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:01,960 Are you aware, Lieutenant, how insulting that is? 1022 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,520 I am and I regret having to say it. 1023 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,760 But now we both have to consider this. 1024 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,520 Would you take a look at that? 1025 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,280 I'd say that's the tag off your new coat, 1026 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:20,800 the one you bought in Chicago. That first day riding up in the elevator, 1027 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,800 I thought you looked very nice. 1028 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:26,360 And that tag, that was dangling from the hem of your coat. 1029 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:31,000 I wasn't aware of the tag. No, ma'am, and I thought that was very endearing. 1030 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:36,120 The department store people, they told me you charged that coat to your credit card. 1031 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,120 I did. Is that significant? 1032 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,720 Well, it brings us to another question, ma'am. 1033 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:44,440 Would you grant me that sometimes a person would prefer to pay cash 1034 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:49,400 rather than charge something and have a written record of this purchase. 1035 01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:51,280 Would you grant me that, ma'am? 1036 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,880 I suppose that, er, 1037 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,920 there could be reasons. 1038 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:10,400 That's a fax copy of the cheque you gave in your Chicago hotel. 1039 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,720 $1,500 payable to cash. 1040 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,520 You seem to be very attentive to my affairs. 1041 01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,240 What did you do with the money, ma'am? 1042 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,400 I've had about enough of your questions, Lieutenant. 1043 01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:27,920 How I spend my money is none of your business. 1044 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:32,120 I'll leave you to find the woman in black. You seem to have lost her. 1045 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,800 (GASPS) Oh! 1046 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,840 (BELL PINGS) 1047 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,840 Was that the elevator, ma'am? 1048 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,240 Not yet. 1049 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:59,480 If you don't mind, one more thing before you go. 1050 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,480 The therapy room. 1051 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,000 I think she may already be here, ma'am, in there. 1052 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,200 Do you think she's already been here? 1053 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,920 Or maybe you saw her yourself. 1054 01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:45,440 Or somebody very much like her out in the foyer? 1055 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,880 One of our policewomen, ma'am, 1056 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,040 only you didn't say a word about that to me 1057 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:56,280 because you knew Lisa, she couldn't be out there 1058 01:22:56,280 --> 01:23:00,160 because she's been here with me all along. 1059 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:03,600 Would you agree with me about that, Dr Allenby? 1060 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,520 You seem to have gone to a great deal of trouble, Lieutenant. 1061 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,720 I think I can say the same thing about you, ma'am. 1062 01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:19,120 That's her hat, bought with cash 1063 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,920 and her wig. The wig saleslady from the Chicago store, 1064 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:28,680 she said you already had the hat when you tried on the wig. 1065 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:33,280 Did I mention she recognised your photo from the picture we sent her from your book? 1066 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:37,400 No. No, that must've slipped your mind. 1067 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,400 The saleslady in women's suits, 1068 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,480 she only sold two black suits that day 1069 01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:48,040 and only one in the size of the lady who bought the wig. 1070 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:52,920 They sent us all these things, Doctor, 1071 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,320 like the things you hid in the music centre 1072 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,640 to play your courtesan game with Mr Kincaid. 1073 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:04,440 Was that because of Cindy Galt, ma'am? 1074 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,440 (SIGHS) 1075 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,520 You're very intuitive, Lieutenant. 1076 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:11,280 You would've made a splendid therapist. 1077 01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:15,200 There's a lovely fire here, ma'am. 1078 01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:19,160 Why don't we share the fire? 1079 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:24,800 I think the night you came back from the airport 1080 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:29,000 you found Mr Kincaid right here in this room 1081 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,000 making love to Cindy Galt. 1082 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,640 Is that why you killed him? 1083 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:39,400 That night,... 1084 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,160 the two of them in bed together, I heard him laughing at me. 1085 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,600 I was his joke. 1086 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:51,160 That must've been very hard, ma'am. 1087 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:05,000 There isn't a woman in the world, Lieutenant, 1088 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,440 who wouldn't have fantasised, in my circumstances, 1089 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,440 about doing what I did. 1090 01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:14,960 Make him pay... 1091 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:20,600 for the anguish and the humiliation... 1092 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,080 and all the loneliness to come. 1093 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,880 But I went beyond the fantasy. 1094 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:29,880 And I wasn't even frightened. 1095 01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:35,040 You wanna hear what DID frighten me? 1096 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,440 If you'd like to tell me, ma'am. 1097 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,840 Becoming somebody else. 1098 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:43,520 Becoming Lisa. 1099 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:48,000 After all my research, all my books,... 1100 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:54,400 I hadn't truly understood what it was to sink into a fantasy, 1101 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,520 being someone stronger. 1102 01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,000 More desirable, more wilful and exciting. 1103 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,280 Someone that David would never have dared betray. 1104 01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:10,240 For those few days, 1105 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:13,480 I liked Lisa better than I liked myself. 1106 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,400 That frightened me 1107 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,640 far more that your waiting to arrest me. 1108 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,960 Now that I've confessed all this, I wanna know. 1109 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,960 Do you think less of me? 1110 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,840 I'm only a policeman. 1111 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:39,280 Judging people, that's all up to somebody else. 1112 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:45,080 But I can tell you I've enjoyed our talks very much 1113 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,400 and I think I do understand. 1114 01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,320 Ma'am? 1115 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:23,520 IMS Subtitles